need another drink. this is the easiest way
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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