dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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