jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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