Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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