Can Purell be used as lube?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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