The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
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He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
two words...techno handjob
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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