At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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