Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.

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(206): View more from Washington

We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge

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(442): View more from California

seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong

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(706): View more from Georgia

I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.

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(518): View more from New York

4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."

(1-201): View more from New Jersey

youre welcome

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.

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(470): View more from Georgia

You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.

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