I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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