So drunk its hurt
yea but for you.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.