Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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