so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Im just a social blackout drinker.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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