I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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