I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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