Sponge bath it is.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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