Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
