someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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