he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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