Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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