Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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