hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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