I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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