nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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