Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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