It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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