I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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