Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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