How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It's no shave November. This is our time.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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