bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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