Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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