I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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