my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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