FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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