He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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