My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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