And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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