I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
where are my eyebrows?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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