I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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