so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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