yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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