Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Say something about gay babies.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
two words: eviction party
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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