And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
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