Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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