member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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