Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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