So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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