Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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