Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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