Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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