You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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