i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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