I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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