bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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