The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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