Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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