just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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