You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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