Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
