Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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