you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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