are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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